T-shirt slogans

Qualm · 21-08-2001 03:31PM

To Jeff_Leobski: She said the tshirt cost her £9, it was a really nice, good quality item too. The printing cost a little bit less then that, as it came to a total of £17. I'd say it costs less if you bring your own tshirt, but they might insist you use one of theirs to be awkward :P

yellum · 21-08-2001 07:33PM

Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's extremely sad to wear a 'Sniper at Work' t-shirt.

Are you proud of your IRA support or just plain stupid?

Wow, what a reply. Take it to the humanities board will ya ?

Farls · 21-08-2001 08:40PM

Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's extremely sad to wear a 'Sniper at Work' t-shirt.

Are you proud of your IRA support or just plain stupid?

shut up you nob, you know nothing about it and are taking this totally off-topic but seeing as you have something to say about my beliefs without knowing me or my reasons (maybe i just thought the t-shirt looked good) i think you need to get a clue the sad one is you sitting there in your poxy little world.

Farls

CriminallyInsane · 22-08-2001 09:58PM

I saw a funny one once. It had a picture of an upside-down aliens head on it and under it was written "Area 69".

How Do You Prove You Exist? What If We Don't Exist? - Vivi Ornitier, Final Fantasy IX

the fnj · 23-08-2001 09:03AM

Radioheads Thom Yorke has some great ones. My favourite being a picture of a revolver with the slogan "KILL ALL ARTISTS!"

It's class

I'm also in the process of getting a Comi-Nazi T-Shirt made up.

entropi · 23-08-2001 09:32AM

here are some techie slogans from t-shirts:

Chicks dig Unix"
"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson"
"Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted"
"4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2"
"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) "
"Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure"
"My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features"
"DAIL.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Leinster House (Y/N)? "
"C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN"
"Access denied! Nah nah na nah nah!"
"Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!"
"Go ahead, make my data!"
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane"
"I don't have time to think, I've got programs to write"
"I'm with this 404"
"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"

The one in bold has to be the best one i've seen in a while.

That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

Jimi-Spandex · 23-08-2001 10:14AM

I saw this on game-skins.com
plain black tshirt with a white rectangle on the front with the words
"exec anger.cfg"

They're hadoken one is pretty good also its just a quarter circle + p with hadoken written in japanese below

then you have the classics
"Guns Don't kill people, I do"
best when worn on a fat redneck
and "I shot JR"

WhiteWashMan · 23-08-2001 11:05AM

good looking chick with a t-shirt that just doesnt quiet cover all her t1ts which simply says....

I Swallow

Miguel_Sanchez · 23-08-2001 11:32AM

Originally posted by Farls:

shut up you nob, you know nothing about it and are taking this totally off-topic but seeing as you have something to say about my beliefs without knowing me or my reasons (maybe i just thought the t-shirt looked good) i think you need to get a clue the sad one is you sitting there in your poxy little world.

Farls

I hardly think a comment about the offensive natuire of a proposed shirt design brings the thread off topic seeing as it's a thread about t-shirts you ****ing mong.

After saying how sad it was for me to say something about you without knowing you you then proceed to say "i think you need to get a clue the sad one is you sitting there in your poxy little world."

Let me tell you that my "poxy little world" is probably a lot bigger than yours. I've travelled extensively, lived in other countries and have what I would classify as a decently rounded world view for someone of my age (just about 22).

And as for saying something about your beliefs - well I don't think anyone's beliefs are above criticism (especially when those beliefs seem to condone cold-blooded murder). If nobody ever stood up and said "Does nobody else see something wrong with this?" then we might as well abandon the whole ****ing world to fascists and dictators. (And I'm not saying that you're a fascist - I'm just making a point)

So, in conclusion, I will continue to object to that t-shirt and I think it's a very sad state of affairs when people don't see anything wrong with wearing it.

kayos · 24-08-2001 12:04AM

Some of the FCUK teeshirts are cool I'm tring to remember them from last year so forgive any mistakes:

Fondle Constantly until Knackerd
Fabolus Clevage under Kit
Freaky Chick Unbeleavably Kinky <- Could be wrong
Definite FCUK

I saw a total metal head one day with a tshirt and on the front was
"I love Ecstasy"
Then the back was
"Because it Kills Ravers"

Some others which you can get in Tribe
"Porn Star in Training"
An american style football jersey with porn star on the front and R. Jeremey 69 on the back.

kayos

When you get to hell tell them I sent you,
you'll get a group discount...

tribes.gameshop.ie

Farls · 24-08-2001 07:08PM

Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
I hardly think a comment about the offensive natuire of a proposed shirt design brings the thread off topic seeing as it's a thread about t-shirts you ****ing mong.


Number 1. before i say anymore i'd classify you good sir as a pr1ck.

2. If its a thread about t-shirt logo's then why call me sad for telling about a logo i have on t-shirt.And then continue to criticse my beliefs when you don't have a f.ucking clue what my beliefs are.

3. I don't give a f.uck where you've travelled fact is you don't live on the border, you don't have to worry about being shot/blown up when you go shopping.

4. see number 1 again.

Farls

d4r3n · 24-08-2001 07:43PM

i saw this cool "rehab is for quiters" tshirt and i like those pornstar ones with the blue and white traffic signs with people in positions on them and "i read your email" tshirts are also quite amusing.

Monkey · 24-08-2001 08:33PM

"My other T-shirts an Armani"

"stop looking at my tits" - for the ladies

Shinji · 24-08-2001 11:54PM

Given the Sniper at Work shirt clearly provokes such an outraged response, I HAVE to get me one of them

yellum · 25-08-2001 01:17AM

Originally posted by Monkey:

"stop looking at my tits" - for the ladies

Not 100% exclusive for them mind. Know some guys that need to wear bras. Reminds me of Big Moosey Bob and his big tits in FightClub.

vac · 25-08-2001 06:53AM

Originally posted by d4r3n:
"rehab is for quiters"

Rofl, i want me one of them!

Miguel_Sanchez · 25-08-2001 01:15PM

Originally posted by Farls:

I don't give a f.uck where you've travelled fact is you don't live on the border, you don't have to worry about being shot/blown up when you go shopping.

I don't see your logic. You hate the fact that the threat of violence is there (one which I have second-hand experience of being that one of my best friends is from the North) but you'll still wear a t-shirt with a sniper at work slogan on it.

As for classifying me as ***** - you have this weird thing where you give out about me making assumptions about you saying that I don't know you and then you make a snap judgement like that based on no more than a few posts.

Farls · 25-08-2001 01:55PM

Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
I don't see your logic. You hate the fact that the threat of violence is there (one which I have second-hand experience of being that one of my best friends is from the North) but you'll still wear a t-shirt with a sniper at work slogan on it.

Tell me where did you read in my posts that i think the best way to end the violence is to lie down and let the brits walk over us?

Your what i'd classify as an "armchair provo" happy to sit back and talk about things you don't have much of a notion about but still think you could sort it out "if you were here". And I called you a pr1ck because you deserved it, if you were in my local and came out with that "sad" statement being called a pr1ck would be the least of your worries.

Hecate · 25-08-2001 02:11PM

Not exactly a slogan T-shirt but my G.I. Joe shirts ownz all

Miguel_Sanchez · 25-08-2001 08:42PM

Originally posted by Farls:
Tell me where did you read in my posts that i think the best way to end the violence is to lie down and let the brits walk over us?

Your what i'd classify as an "armchair provo" happy to sit back and talk about things you don't have much of a notion about but still think you could sort it out "if you were here". And I called you a pr1ck because you deserved it, if you were in my local and came out with that "sad" statement being called a pr1ck would be the least of your worries.

And on and on it goes. Farls - I never claimed that I could sort it out. The situation is ****ed. What I do know is that it will not be sorted out by violence. End of ****ing story.

Here's what I'm saying - by wearing a sniper at work t-shirt you are (either intentionally or unintentionally) sending out the message that you support violence and murder.

Also I couldn't give a toss what you and the ars3h0les in your local get up to. And if you think that you're in any way intimidating me you've got another ****ing thing coming because it takes a lot more than a few tanked up primates with warped political views to put me out.

Also classing me as an armchair provo is another wild assumption made on your part. You don't know me you little ****e so I suggest you keep your mouth shut instead of trying to put me a neat little category.

You bore me - especially with your sad view that nobody can make comments or have an opinion on the North unless they live there or near the border. That, my child, is bull-****ing-****. I suggest you take a look at the bigger picture and the world around you instead of your own little version of everything.

[This message has been edited by Jeff_Lebowski (edited 25-08-2001).]

Winning Hand · 25-08-2001 08:47PM

To lighten the mood I saw a good one today. Its a cartoon of a guy sitting in front of a birthday cake with the candles lighting, in front of the table is a dog licking his balls and the caption reads "Be careful what you wish for"

Hecate · 25-08-2001 10:00PM

Kind of appropriate:

Kiwisco · 26-08-2001 11:43PM

heres a classic

"I WAS IN VIETNAM AND ALL I GOT WAS DIS LOUSY SYNDROME!!!"

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